FRIDAY OCTOBER 31ST

STARRING HUNX AS "GAYRACULA"!

SHANNON & THE CLAMS AS METALLICA!

Yogurt Brain as Smashing Pumpkins

Pookie and the Poodlez as The Donnas

and last but not least...Cumstain as "Sleezer"

☻ 8PM doors, 9PM show, $15 adv tickets ☻

AT LEO'S MUSIC CLUB

5447 TELEGRAPH AVE. OAKLAND CA

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 1ST

STARRING... THE PHANTOM SURFERS!

and the legendary... Scouse Gits

San Francisco's diabolic...Teutonics

Berlin's bombed out boy...Charlie Megira

Los Angeles' totally trashed out...Thee Tee Pees

& Oakland's California's Chuckleberries & Ogres

☻ 7PM doors, 8PM show, $10 adv tickets ☻

AT ELI'S MILE HIGH CLUB

3629 MLK JR. WAY. OAKLAND CA

LINE UP!

PHANTOM SURFERS
Leave it to The Phantom Surfers to release an instrumental surf record without any music, or singing. "Rock Stardom for Dumbshits" is a how-to for making it in the music industry. Bands are offered advice on how to compromise everything they believe in for the chance of making a living!
SHANNON & THE CLAMS
Shannon & the Clams are from Oakland, California and comprised of Shannon Shaw, Cody Blanchard, & Nate Jr. Many have been possessed by their voodoo infused warchants containing the ingredients for a psycho seance. It's like a Ouiji board that spells out "I drink your blood"!
CUMSTAIN
Things couldn't get any sleazier than a group with a mustached man named Sean Starling. Mr Cumstain has toured America's slummiest ghetto's playing rock & roll music and has avoided getting scabies, rabies, and having babies. This year he'll be doing a Weezer set as "Sleezer".
HUNX AS "GAYRACULA"
Hunx's larger than life persona has developed into an over-the-top stage show, which could find Hunx crowd surfing, making out with the audience, and bodily fluids being splashed around. He developed a Gay Dracula character, for a song called "I Vant to Suck", and then Gayracula was born!
THEE TEE PEES
These mohawk clad freaks will take your peace pipe and shove 'em where the sun don't shine no more! Leave it to the chief to draw back his bow, & pierce your ears with a sound that will ruin your lunch hour!
CHUCKLEBERRIES
Take out the papers and the trash because the Chuckleberries are gonna bring you back to a time when it was still naughty to get caught makin' out by your teacher. But don't fear, these cool cats will teach you how to be hip in a world where squares rule the land, and Marvin Berry played in a band.
POOKIE & THE POODLEZ AS "THE DONNAS"
On one of the hottest days of the year I saw an underwear-clad man scream into a yellow telephone receiver, yelling. "Don't fear, the Pookster is here"! Pookie and the Poodlez ruled this show with a 1960's, scum-punk surf sound and from that day on, we declared Oakland the land of Pook!
YOGURT BRAIN AS "SMASHING PUMPKINS"
Yogurt B. is the Brainchild of bay area guitar genius Stevo. He has played in almost every bay area punk band, and has also done Halloween cover sets by the Monks, Weezer, Alice Cooper and will now attempt to put Bill Corgan's head on a stick and bring it on home with the Smashing Pumpkins.
SCOUSE GITS
The Scouse Gits are a Sacto band of rock and roll fans. They play fast and loose, gleefully ripping off Chuck Berry, the Downliners Sect, Howlin' Wolf, the Sorrows, the Rolling Stones, the Pretty Things, the Crawdaddys, the Loved Ones, Lazy Lester and the Kinks, and doing it with style.
CHARLIE MEGIRA
He's been compared to the likes of Link Wray, John Waters, & Elvis Presley, but Total Trash digs deeper than usual comparisons. How bout likening Mr Megira to the cast of Something about Mary? Sexy like Dillon's mustache, charming like Diaz's quirkiness, and mind boggling like Jonathan.
THE OGRES
Sexy Caveman rockers from 1963. The Ogres will rule your dance party and turn your teenage daughters into a the next beach party chain gang. And when the police knock on the door and your daughter is in the backseat of the squad car, you'll know it was Dirty 'ol Uncle Johnny that deranged her mind.
TEUTONICS
Have you ever met five human beings that could out drink all the bimbos of Brochella, and all the bearded ladies of Uzbekastan? Well you have now. Meet the Teutonics! These guys will share their love of beer with you as they spray you in the face and dump it on your head while playing really groovy rock and roll.